The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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