he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
The dick lei will go down in squad history
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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