Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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