dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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