I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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