She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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