Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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