Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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