Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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