What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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