chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
where are you?
Hypothermia
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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