Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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