I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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