is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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