It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
I take back everything I said about communal showers
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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