i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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