the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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