I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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