who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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