Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
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