I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Randomize
