jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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