i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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