do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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