Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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