I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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