Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
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