Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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