I must be too annoying 4 u.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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