I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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