Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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