Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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