eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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