As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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