My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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