i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
We're too hungover to prance.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
my liver is dry heaving
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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