well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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