Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
no you cant smoke seaweed
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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