Me. At least after what I've been through.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
The cops high fived after they tackled you
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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