This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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