you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Randomize
