He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
nutella sex= disaster
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
i would one night stand the shit outta him
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
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