i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
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