Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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