No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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