When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
i've created a new STD.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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