can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
