I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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