all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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