i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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