No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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