He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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