Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
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