ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
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