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Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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