I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
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