is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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